Lunch

Definition

(Noun; Food) Lunch: The meal that reminds you of how much time you have left in the day to get nothing done.

Lunch: A group of sandwiches gathered around a picnic table discussing philosophy while eating their lunches with forks and knives instead of hands or mouths..

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat lunch twice!

Insight

What did one sandwich say to the other? Nothing - they just gave each other a meaningful look and ate their lunch together in silence!

Origin

Lunch was invented by an ancient tribe who believed that if they took a break from work every day at noon it would make them more productive...and it worked!

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