Nutrition
Definition
(Noun: Nutrition) Cynical Definition or Description: The art of counting calories and denying yourself the food you really want.
Usage
Funny Sentence: Eating healthy is like a punishment for tasting good food!
Insight
Surreal Joke: I heard that nutritionists are so knowledgeable about health they can cure death with an apple.
Origin
Funny Fake Etymology: Nutri-tion comes from the Latin word 'nutritio' which means to nourish your soul by eating kale chips.
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Related Topics: DietHealthVitamins
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