Green Beans

Definition

(Noun; Food) Green Beans: The vegetable that's always trying to make a break for it!

A giant talking green bean is standing in a field surrounded by confused cows as they try to figure out what this strange creature is saying about photosynthesis and nitrogen fixation...

Usage

I heard green beans are the only vegetables with their own getaway car!

Insight

What did the green bean say when it saw its reflection? Bean there done that!

Origin

Legend has it that green beans were created by an ancient wizard who wanted to bring some color into his otherwise monochromatic garden of root vegetables and leafy greens.

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