Asparagus
Definition
(Noun; Vegetable) Asparagus: the vegetable that's just trying too hard to be fancy and sophisticated.
A giant stalk of asparagus walking through a field full of regular-sized vegetables while wearing a top hat and monocle!
Usage
I'm so glad asparagus is a thing - otherwise we'd have to eat boring old carrots all the time!
Insight
What did one stalk of asparagus say to the other? "Let's go out for dinner tonight!"
Origin
The origin story of asparagus dates back centuries ago when an ambitious farmer decided he wanted his vegetables to stand out from the rest by growing them extra tall and thin!
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BroccoliCarrotsSpinachPeasGreen Beans
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