Gravity

Definition

(Noun; Force of Nature) Gravity: the invisible force that keeps us all from floating away into oblivion!

Gravity: A room full of people standing upside down with no visible means of support - except for gravity!

Usage

I'm so glad gravity exists or else we'd all be walking on the ceiling!

Insight

What did one graviton say to another? "Let's pull together!"

Origin

Gravity was invented by a bored scientist who wanted something to keep them grounded in reality when their experiments got too wild and wacky!

Related

PhysicsAstronomyWeightlessnessSpace TravelBlack Holes

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