Physics
Definition
(Noun; Science) Physics: the art of making things more complicated than they need to be.
A scientist in a lab coat floating upside down while surrounded by equations written on the walls and ceiling with chalkboards suspended from strings above their head!
Usage
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me about physics...I'd have enough money to buy a calculator!
Insight
What did the physicist say when he found out his experiment was successful? "Fascinatingly strange!"
Origin
The origin of physics dates back to ancient Greece when Aristotle first discovered that objects fall faster if you drop them from higher places - and then decided it would make an interesting subject for study!
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GravityElectromagnetismQuantum MechanicsThermodynamicsOptics