Exercise

Definition

(Noun; Physical Activity) Exercise: The only way to make yourself feel worse about not doing it!

Exercise: A group of people running on treadmills while wearing clown noses and singing show tunes at the top of their lungs!

Usage

I just finished my exercise routine - now time for a nap and some pizza!

Insight

What did the fitness instructor say when she saw her reflection in the mirror? "Wow...I'm really buffing up!"

Origin

Exercise was invented by an ancient tribe of warriors who wanted to find new ways to procrastinate from battle training!

Related

RunningSwimmingYogaWeightliftingPilates

Unrelated

ShoppingCookingReading BooksWatching MoviesPlaying Video Games