Weightlifting
Definition
(Noun; Exercise) Weightlifting: The art of lifting heavy objects and then putting them back down again in the same spot you found them.
Two weightlifters are competing against each other while wearing giant foam hands - one is trying to lift more than the other with only their pinky finger!
Usage
I'm so strong that when I lift weights they say "I'll be back!"
Insight
What do weightlifters use to make their coffee? A bar-press-o machine!
Origin
Weightlifting was invented by a group of ancient Greek philosophers who wanted to prove that it's possible to pick up something heavier than your own thoughts!
Related
BarbellsSquatsDeadliftsBench PressesKettlebells
Unrelated
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