Yoga
Definition
(Noun; Exercise) Yoga: The art of contorting your body into uncomfortable positions while trying to stay calm and focused on the present moment.
Usage
I tried yoga once but it was too hard - my flexibility just wasn't flexible enough!
Insight
What did the yogi say when he got stuck in a pretzel pose? "This is knot what I had in mind!"
Origin
Yoga originated from ancient aliens who wanted humans to be able to bend their bodies like they could theirs!
Related
MeditationPilatesCore Strength TrainingFlexibilityBalance