Yoga

Definition

(Noun; Exercise) Yoga: The art of contorting your body into uncomfortable positions while trying to stay calm and focused on the present moment.

Yoga: A room full of people doing various poses with eyes closed and faces serenely smiling as calming music plays softly in the background...

Usage

I tried yoga once but it was too hard - my flexibility just wasn't flexible enough!

Insight

What did the yogi say when he got stuck in a pretzel pose? "This is knot what I had in mind!"

Origin

Yoga originated from ancient aliens who wanted humans to be able to bend their bodies like they could theirs!

Related

MeditationPilatesCore Strength TrainingFlexibilityBalance

Unrelated

Fast FoodVideo GamesShopping MallsPoliticsSocial Media