Meditation
Definition
(Noun; Mindfulness Practice) Meditation: The art of thinking about nothing for an extended period of time while trying to ignore the fact that you're still thinking about something.
Usage
I tried meditating but it was hard to keep my mind from wandering...to the fridge!
Insight
What do you call a meditation session with two people? A con-centration camp!
Origin
Meditation originated when ancient monks realized they could get paid more if they pretended like their prayers were taking longer than usual to say out loud!
Related
RelaxationStress ReliefConcentrationAwarenessGratitude
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