Dairy
Definition
(Noun; Food) Dairy: The food group that's always trying to make you feel guilty for not eating enough of it.
Usage
I'm lactose intolerant but dairy still manages to find its way into my life!
Insight
What did the cow say when she saw a milkshake? Moooooove over!
Origin
Dairy was invented by an ancient farmer who wanted his cows to be able to produce something more than just milk - and thus cheese was born!
Related
MilkCheeseButterYogurtIce Cream