Milk

Definition

(Noun; Dairy Product) Milk: The beverage that makes you feel like a cow without the benefits of actually being one!

Milk: A giant talking cow stands atop a mountain made entirely out of cheese while pouring gallons of fresh milk into a lake below them for all creatures great and small to enjoy!

Usage

I'm lactose intolerant but sometimes I still drink milk just to see if it's worth all the fuss!

Insight

What did the cow say when she spilled her glass of milk? "Moooooops!"

Origin

Milk was invented by an ancient farmer who wanted to make sure his cows were getting enough calcium in their diet - and he succeeded beyond his wildest dreams!

Related

CowsCalciumLactose IntoleranceCheeseYogurt

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