Yogurt

Definition

(Noun; Dairy Product) A dairy product that pretends to be healthy but is really just a vessel for sugar and artificial flavors.

Yogurt: Two yogurts sat atop a cloud discussing philosophy while eating spoonfuls of honeycomb granola in between sips of chamomile tea...

Usage

I'm not sure if yogurt can solve all my problems - but it's worth a try!

Insight

What did the yogurts say when they were in trouble? "Curds help!"

Origin

The origin of yogurt dates back to ancient Greece where people would mix milk with magical laughter crystals from Mount Olympus to create an elixir of joy and healthiness!

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