Smoothies

Definition

(Noun; Beverage) A smoothie is a drink that pretends to be healthy but really just tastes like sugar water with chunks of fruit in it.

Smoothies: Two robots stand side by side at a blender counter sipping on bright green liquid through straws while debating the merits of adding more kale or spinach into their concoction

Usage

I'm so addicted to smoothies - they're the only thing keeping me from going completely bananas!

Insight

What do you call a smoothie made out of clouds? An air-y delight!

Origin

The first ever smoothie was invented by an ancient tribe who believed that blending fruits and vegetables together would bring them closer to their gods...but all it did was give them brain freeze!

Related

BananasStrawberriesBlueberriesYogurtJuice

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