Juice

Definition

(Noun; Beverage) Juice: the liquid form of procrastination and avoidance of responsibility

Juice: A group of oranges gathered around a bubbling cauldron filled with freshly-squeezed juices while chanting mysterious incantations in unison!

Usage

I'm so thirsty I could drink a glass of "juice" - but not the kind you're thinking about!

Insight

What did one orange say to another? Nothing... they just juiced each other up with their eyes!

Origin

The origin story of 'juice' dates back centuries ago when an ancient alchemist discovered that combining fruits together created a magical elixir capable of granting eternal youth and vitality!

Related

Orange JuiceApple JuiceCranberry JuiceGrapefruit JuicePineapple Juice

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