Ice Cream

Definition

(Noun; Food) A delicious way to procrastinate from life's responsibilities

Ice Cream: Two scoops of ice cream floating in midair while conversing about philosophy with a talking banana peel below them on the ground

Usage

I scream for ice cream!

Insight

What do you call an ice cream cone that can fly? An aeroplane-cone!

Origin

Ice Cream was invented by a group of scientists who were trying to make the world more chill and cool down heated arguments between friends and family members alike.

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