Cranberry Sauce

Definition

(Noun; Condiment) A mysterious gelatinous substance that appears on the Thanksgiving table every year and no one knows why.

Cranberry Sauce: An alien family gathered around a dinner table filled with strange dishes including a bowl of glowing red cranberry sauce that seemed to be alive...

Usage

"Cranberry sauce: It's like jam but with a hint of regret."

Insight

What do you call cranberry sauce when it gets stuck in your teeth? Cran-stuck!

Origin

Cranberry Sauce was invented by an eccentric chef who wanted to make something so tart it would bring tears to people's eyes - and he succeeded!

Related

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