Turkey

Definition

(Noun; Food) A bird that's too big to fit in the oven but still gets cooked every year anyway!

Turkey: A giant talking turkey wearing sunglasses walking down Main Street while carrying an umbrella for protection from its own shadow!

Usage

"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!"

Insight

What do you call a turkey with no feathers? Bald eagle!

Origin

The Turkey was invented by an ancient chef who wanted to make something bigger than a chicken and smaller than a cow - so they combined them both together!

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