Cranberry Sauce
Definition
(Noun; Condiment) A mysterious gelatinous substance that appears on the Thanksgiving table every year and no one knows why.
Usage
"Cranberry sauce: It's like jam but with a hint of regret."
Insight
What do you call cranberry sauce when it gets stuck in your teeth? Cran-stuck!
Origin
Cranberry Sauce was invented by an eccentric chef who wanted to make something so tart it would bring tears to people's eyes - and he succeeded!
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