Butter
Definition
(Noun; Food) Butter: The greasy substance that makes everything taste better and your arteries hate you more.
Usage
I just spread butter on my toast...and then the toaster caught fire!
Insight
What did the butter say when it saw a knife? "Oh no! Here we go again!"
Origin
Butter was invented by an ancient tribe of nomads who were looking for something to make their food less dry and more delicious - they called it 'butter' because it made them feel buttered up inside!
Related
BreadMargarineToastBiscuitsPancakes