Bread

Definition

(Noun; Food) Bread: the edible form of disappointment and regret.

Bread: A giant slice of toast floats in midair while two mice argue over which side has more butter on it below them

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a loaf of bread!

Insight

What did the baker say when he found out his dough had run away? "Dough-oh!"

Origin

The origin story of bread is that it was invented by an ancient wizard who wanted to make something more filling than air sandwiches but less messy than soup bowls full of cereal grains.

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ToastSandwichBaguetteRollsFocaccia

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