Margarine
Definition
(Noun; Food Product) Margarine: the butter-like substance that's not quite as good but still gets the job done anyway.
Usage
I'm so glad margarine exists - it makes toast a lot less lonely!
Insight
What did one stick of margarine say to the other? "Let's spread out!"
Origin
The origin story of margarine is said to have begun when an ancient alchemist accidentally spilled some vegetable oil on his bread and declared it delicious!
Related
ButterSpreadsVegetable OilShorteningDairy Alternatives