Margarine

Definition

(Noun; Food Product) Margarine: the butter-like substance that's not quite as good but still gets the job done anyway.

Margarine: A giant tub of margarine slowly rolling down a hill while two sticks chase after it in hot pursuit!

Usage

I'm so glad margarine exists - it makes toast a lot less lonely!

Insight

What did one stick of margarine say to the other? "Let's spread out!"

Origin

The origin story of margarine is said to have begun when an ancient alchemist accidentally spilled some vegetable oil on his bread and declared it delicious!

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