Warranties
Definition
(Noun; Consumer Goods) A warranty is a promise that something will work as expected or be replaced if it doesn't - but don't count on it!
Usage
I bought a toaster with an extended warranty and now I'm toast for life!
Insight
What do you call a warranty that never expires? An eternity-ty!
Origin
The word 'warranty' was invented by the ancient Romans when they realized their chariots weren't going to last forever...or even very long at all!
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