Customer Service

Definition

(Noun; Service Industry) Customer service: the art of making customers feel like they're not being heard or helped at all!

Customer Service: An endless line of people waiting for help in a room filled with empty chairs and unanswered phones ringing off the hook...

Usage

"Customer service? More like customer suffer-vice!"

Insight

What do you call a customer service representative who can't solve your problem? A dead end!

Origin

The term 'customer service' was invented by an ancient king to describe how he treated his subjects - with no regard whatsoever!

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