Refunds

Definition

(Noun; Finances) Refunds: When you get your money back but not the time wasted trying to get it in the first place!

Refunds: A man stands at a counter demanding a refund while behind him is an ever-growing line of customers waiting their turn to ask for one too!

Usage

I asked for a refund and they said "No refunds!" - Talk about adding insult to injury!

Insight

What did the customer say when he got his refund? He was overjoyed...but still wanted change!

Origin

The word 'refund' originated from an ancient tribe of people who believed that if something wasn't worth its price tag then it should be returned with interest!

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