Guarantees

Definition

(Noun; Promise) Guarantees: A false sense of security that can be broken at any time!

Guarantees: Two guarantees were standing on top of a mountain arguing about whether or not they could fly when suddenly an eagle swooped by and carried one away!

Usage

I guarantee you'll never guess what happened next...but it was hilarious!

Insight

What do you call a guarantee with wings? A promise-ary!

Origin

The word 'guarantee' originated from the ancient Greek god Gaurantus who promised to protect his followers but always let them down in the end!

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