Guarantees
Definition
(Noun; Promise) Guarantees: A false sense of security that can be broken at any time!
Usage
I guarantee you'll never guess what happened next...but it was hilarious!
Insight
What do you call a guarantee with wings? A promise-ary!
Origin
The word 'guarantee' originated from the ancient Greek god Gaurantus who promised to protect his followers but always let them down in the end!
Related
CommitmentAssurancePledgeVowContract