Ornithology
Definition
(Noun; Science) Ornithology: The study of birds that can fly but choose not to because they're too lazy.
Usage
I'm an ornithologist - which means I know a lot about birds...but still don't understand why they cross the road!
Insight
What did the bird say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? "Tweet me!"
Origin
Ornithology was invented by ancient Greek philosophers who were so bored with their lives that they decided to count all the feathers on every single bird in existence just for fun!
Related
BirdsMigration PatternsBird CallsFeathersNesting Habits
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