Time Machines
Definition
(Noun; Technology) A device that allows you to go back in time and make all your mistakes twice as quickly!
Usage
I just bought a time machine so I can finally get around to doing my taxes from last year... tomorrow!
Insight
What did the time traveler say when he saw his future self? "I'm not late am I?"
Origin
The invention of the time machine was inspired by an ancient prophecy which said: 'Thou shalt be able to turneth back thy clock.'
Related
Time TravelDeLoreanFlux CapacitorH.G WellsBack to the Future
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