Time Travel

Definition

(Noun; Science Fiction) Time Travel: The ability to make the same mistake twice in one day!

Time Travel: A man and his dog walking through a field of clocks ticking at different speeds while birds fly overhead singing songs from the future and past simultaneously.

Usage

I heard time travel is a real drag...literally!

Insight

What did the time traveler say when he stepped on a banana peel? "I should have seen that coming!"

Origin

Time travel was invented by an ancient civilization who wanted to get out of their boring meetings faster than usual!

Related

WormholesParadoxesGrandfather ParadoxAlternate TimelinesTime Machines

Unrelated

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