Flux Capacitor

Definition

(Noun; Technology) A mysterious device that allows you to bend time and space at your will... or so they say!

Flux Capacitor: Two scientists were standing around their newly-invented flux capacitor as sparks flew from its core and strange noises filled the air - all while reality seemed to warp around them like ripples in water..

Usage

I heard if you drive a DeLorean up to 88mph with a flux capacitor installed it'll take you back in time - but only for two minutes!

Insight

What did the flux capacitor say when it was asked out on a date? "I'm sorry I can't go - I have some temporal displacement issues."

Origin

The flux capacitor was invented by an eccentric scientist who wanted to make sure his inventions would never be forgotten - hence why he named them after himself: Flux Capacitorius!

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