Surveys
Definition
(Noun; Data Collection Tool) Surveys: A way to make people feel like their opinion matters without actually doing anything with it.
Usage
I took a survey and the results were inconclusive - apparently nobody knows what they want!
Insight
What do you call a survey that's been taken by an elephant? An elepholl!
Origin
The word 'survey' was invented when two scientists got lost in the woods and had to ask each other for directions every five minutes until they found their way out again!
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QuestionnairesPollsFocus GroupsInterviewsSampling
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