Polls

Definition

(Noun; Voting) Polls: A way to make sure everyone's opinion is heard... but only if it matches the majority's!

Polls: In a surreal scene outside a polling station on election day there were cats wearing hats casting ballots with tiny pencils while birds flew overhead carrying banners that read 'VOTE!'

Usage

I asked a poll what my favorite color was and it said "plaid"!

Insight

What did the pollster say when he saw an elephant in the voting booth? Nothing - they're too good at keeping secrets!

Origin

The origin of polls dates back to ancient Greece where citizens would cast their votes by throwing rocks into a giant jar of olives!

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ElectionsReferendumsBallotsSurveysDemocracy

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