unicorns
Definition
(Noun; Mythical Creature) Unicorns: The mythical creature that exists only to make people feel inadequate about their lack of sparkles and horns.
Usage
I'm not saying unicorns don't exist - but if they do it's probably because someone forgot to close the stable door!
Insight
What did one unicorn say to the other? Nothing - unicorns can't talk!
Origin
Unicorns were created when a wizard accidentally spilled some glitter on a horse while trying to cast a spell for immortality...and voila!
Related
RainbowsMagicGlitterPegasusFairy Tales