unicorns

Definition

(Noun; Mythical Creature) Unicorns: The mythical creature that exists only to make people feel inadequate about their lack of sparkles and horns.

unicorns: A herd of rainbow-colored unicorns galloping through an enchanted forest with sparkling hooves and shimmering manes in search of magical adventures!

Usage

I'm not saying unicorns don't exist - but if they do it's probably because someone forgot to close the stable door!

Insight

What did one unicorn say to the other? Nothing - unicorns can't talk!

Origin

Unicorns were created when a wizard accidentally spilled some glitter on a horse while trying to cast a spell for immortality...and voila!

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