glitter

Definition

(Noun) A substance that makes everything it touches look more obnoxious and tacky.

It's like tiny pieces of magic in every color imaginable!

Usage

I'm so over the moon about glitter I could just sparkle!

Insight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the glitter store of course!

Origin

Glitter was invented by a bored fairy who wanted to make rainbows out of dust.

Related

SparklesSequinsCraftsDecorations

Unrelated

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