Summer
Definition
(Noun; Season) Summer: When the heat makes you want to stay inside and do nothing all day long!
Usage
I'm so excited for summer - it's like a three-month vacation from reality!
Insight
What did one beach say to the other? Nothing...they just waved!
Origin
Summer was invented by an ancient tribe of sun worshippers who wanted more hours in their days to bask in its warmth and glory!