Summer

Definition

(Noun; Season) Summer: When the heat makes you want to stay inside and do nothing all day long!

Summer: A group of flamingos wearing sunglasses lounging on a beach chair while sipping piña coladas under a blazing hot sun with no clouds in sight!

Usage

I'm so excited for summer - it's like a three-month vacation from reality!

Insight

What did one beach say to the other? Nothing...they just waved!

Origin

Summer was invented by an ancient tribe of sun worshippers who wanted more hours in their days to bask in its warmth and glory!

Related

SunVacationBeachBBQsSwimming

Unrelated

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