Beach
Definition
(Noun; Recreation) A place where you can get sand in places you didn't know existed and a sunburn to match!
Usage
I went to the beach and all I got was this lousy tan line!
Insight
What did one wave say to the other? Nothing - it just waved back!
Origin
The word 'beach' is derived from an ancient language meaning "the land of forgotten flip-flops".
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