Workplace Safety Regulations

Definition

(Noun; Rules) Workplace Safety Regulations: the only thing standing between you and a Darwin Award!

Workplace Safety Regulations: A room full of workers wearing hard hats and goggles while juggling chainsaws - all according to strict workplace safety regulations!

Usage

"Workplace safety regulations? I thought that was just an oxymoron!"

Insight

What do workplace safety regulations have in common with unicorns? They both don't exist!

Origin

Workplace Safety Regulations were invented by a bored bureaucrat who wanted to make sure everyone had something to complain about at work!

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