Workplace Safety Regulations
Definition
(Noun; Rules) Workplace Safety Regulations: the only thing standing between you and a Darwin Award!
Usage
"Workplace safety regulations? I thought that was just an oxymoron!"
Insight
What do workplace safety regulations have in common with unicorns? They both don't exist!
Origin
Workplace Safety Regulations were invented by a bored bureaucrat who wanted to make sure everyone had something to complain about at work!
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