Pythons

Definition

(Noun; Reptile) Pythons are the comedians of the reptile world - always ready with a joke!

Pythons: A giant python slowly coils around an unsuspecting mouse as it watches from atop a tree stump with bemused curiosity...

Usage

What did one python say to another? "You slither away and I'll coil this way!"

Insight

Why don't pythons like jokes about themselves? Because they're too long-winded!

Origin

The Python was created when two gods were arguing over who could make the most slippery creature in all of creation!

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