Progress

Definition

(Noun; Improvement) Progress: The act of moving forward while still feeling stuck in the same place.

Progress: A giant hamster wheel spinning endlessly on top of an ancient pyramid with people inside running faster and faster but going nowhere...

Usage

I'm making progress - two steps forward and one step back!

Insight

What did the time traveler say when he arrived at his destination? "Progress!"

Origin

Progress was invented by a bored caveman who wanted to make life more interesting by inventing something that would never be finished or perfected no matter how hard you tried!

Related

DevelopmentAdvancementEvolutionModernizationGrowth

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