Programming

Definition

(Noun; Technology) A way to turn coffee into lines of code and frustration

Programming: An army of robotic baristas typing away at their keyboards while serving up lattes and cappuccinos simultaneously!

Usage

I tried programming once but it didn't compute!

Insight

What do you call a programmer who solves problems with cake? A baker-coder!

Origin

Programming was invented by an ancient civilization as a form of punishment for misbehaving robots in the future...or so they thought!

Related

CodingAlgorithmsDebuggingSyntaxCompilers

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