Mediation

Definition

(Noun; Conflict Resolution) Mediation: the art of finding a middle ground between two parties who are both wrong and don't want to admit it!

Mediation: A surreal scene featuring mediation would be two people arguing over a tiny cupcake while being surrounded by giant marshmallows that keep growing bigger every time they raise their voices!

Usage

"Mediation is like playing chess with yourself - you always have to make sure your opponent agrees!"

Insight

What did the mediator say when he saw an elephant in the room? "Let's talk about this later."

Origin

The origin of mediation dates back to ancient Greece where Zeus created it as a way for gods and mortals alike to settle their disputes without resorting to lightning bolts or thunderbolts!

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