Marriage
Definition
(Noun; Social Institution) Marriage: The legal union of two people who are legally obligated to pretend they still like each other for the rest of their lives.
Usage
When you get married it's like signing a contract that says "I'll love you until I find something better".
Insight
A couple got married and decided to name their first child 'Facebook' so if they ever had an argument they could just unfriend each other!
Origin
Marriage was invented by Cupid as a way to make sure he always had someone willing to shoot arrows at him when he needed target practice!
Related
LoveCommitmentDivorceWedding CeremonyFamily