Marriage

Definition

(Noun; Social Institution) Marriage: The legal union of two people who are legally obligated to pretend they still like each other for the rest of their lives.

Marriage: Two newlyweds standing in front of a judge with matching handcuffs on while exchanging vows in sign language

Usage

When you get married it's like signing a contract that says "I'll love you until I find something better".

Insight

A couple got married and decided to name their first child 'Facebook' so if they ever had an argument they could just unfriend each other!

Origin

Marriage was invented by Cupid as a way to make sure he always had someone willing to shoot arrows at him when he needed target practice!

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