Sports Cars

Definition

(Noun; Automobile) A status symbol that's expensive to buy and maintain but rarely used for its intended purpose of driving fast.

Sports Cars: Two sports cars racing through a field of cotton candy while being chased by a giant marshmallow man on roller skates!

Usage

I'm so rich I bought a sports car just to park it in my living room!

Insight

What do you call a sports car with no wheels? An overpriced paperweight!

Origin

Sports cars were invented by an ancient race of aliens who wanted humans to experience the thrill of speed without having to leave their planet's atmosphere!

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