Sports Cars
Definition
(Noun; Automobile) A status symbol that's expensive to buy and maintain but rarely used for its intended purpose of driving fast.
Usage
I'm so rich I bought a sports car just to park it in my living room!
Insight
What do you call a sports car with no wheels? An overpriced paperweight!
Origin
Sports cars were invented by an ancient race of aliens who wanted humans to experience the thrill of speed without having to leave their planet's atmosphere!
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