Divorce

Definition

(Noun; Legal) Divorce: The legal process of ending a marriage and all the associated drama that comes with it.

Divorce: Two people in business suits arguing over their divorce settlement while riding on top of an elephant through the jungle at sunset...

Usage

"Divorce is like playing chess with your ex-spouse - you both know how to play but neither one wants to lose."

Insight

What did the divorced couple say when they met again? "Checkmate!"

Origin

Divorce was invented by an ancient king who wanted his subjects to be able to break up without having to fight a duel or sacrifice a goat!

Related

CustodyAlimonyProperty DivisionChild SupportMarriage Counseling

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