Lost Luggage

Definition

(Noun; Traveling) Lost Luggage: the bane of every traveler's existence!

Lost Luggage: An airport full of people searching desperately for their missing suitcases while being serenaded by an orchestra playing out of tune instruments - surreal doesn't even begin to describe it!

Usage

I guess my lost luggage is somewhere in limbo between here and there...or maybe it just got bored with me and decided to take a vacation on its own?

Insight

What do you call a suitcase that can't find its way home? A nomad-sack!

Origin

Legend has it that the first ever case of lost luggage was caused by an ancient curse from a disgruntled baggage handler who had been wronged by his employer centuries ago...

Related

AirportsBaggage ClaimAirlinesSuitcasesFlight Delays

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