Airlines

Definition

(Noun; Transportation) Airlines: Where you pay hundreds of dollars to be crammed into a tiny seat and treated like cattle!

Airlines: A plane full of people with wings instead of arms and legs soaring through clouds made out of cotton candy while singing show tunes at the top of their lungs!

Usage

I'm so excited for my flight - it's the closest thing I'll get to being an astronaut without leaving the ground!

Insight

What did the airline pilot say when he saw his passengers flying away? "Oh no...my fares!"

Origin

The airlines were invented by a group of bored birds who wanted something more exciting than just sitting on power lines all day long!

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