Food
Definition
(Noun; Necessity) Food: the only thing that can make you both fat and skinny at the same time!
Usage
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse...but then again horses don't taste very good so maybe not!
Insight
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner's on me tonight!
Origin
The word 'food' was invented by an ancient tribe of cavemen who were too lazy to hunt for their own meals every day - they decided it would be easier just to call it all "food"!
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