Food

Definition

(Noun; Necessity) Food: the only thing that can make you both fat and skinny at the same time!

Food: A giant banana wearing a chef hat served up tiny pancakes with maple syrup from its stem while singing show tunes in perfect harmony with a chorus of singing carrots and celery stalks!

Usage

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse...but then again horses don't taste very good so maybe not!

Insight

What did one plate say to the other? Dinner's on me tonight!

Origin

The word 'food' was invented by an ancient tribe of cavemen who were too lazy to hunt for their own meals every day - they decided it would be easier just to call it all "food"!

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