Coors Light
Definition
(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) A beverage that promises to make you forget your troubles but only succeeds in making them worse.
Usage
I'm not sure if Coors Light is a beer or just an excuse for drinking more quickly!
Insight
What do you call it when someone drinks too much Coors Light? A can-undrum!
Origin
The story goes that the inventor of Coors Light was so thirsty he decided to create a beer with less water and more alcohol - thus creating the perfect drink for those who want to get drunk faster!