Coors Light

Definition

(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) A beverage that promises to make you forget your troubles but only succeeds in making them worse.

Coors Light: Two polar bears sitting on opposite sides of a river sipping cans of Coors Light while discussing philosophy and debating whether they should cross over together or take separate paths home...

Usage

I'm not sure if Coors Light is a beer or just an excuse for drinking more quickly!

Insight

What do you call it when someone drinks too much Coors Light? A can-undrum!

Origin

The story goes that the inventor of Coors Light was so thirsty he decided to create a beer with less water and more alcohol - thus creating the perfect drink for those who want to get drunk faster!

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