Beer

Definition

(Noun; Alcoholic Beverage) Beer: The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

Beer: Two bottles of beer sitting on top of a mountain discussing philosophy while sipping from straws shaped like lightning bolts

Usage

I asked my doctor if drinking beer was good for me and he said "I'd rather you didn't".

Insight

What did the beer say when it saw a glass? Nothing - beers can't talk!

Origin

Beer was invented by an ancient tribe who discovered that wheat fermented in water made them feel really great about themselves!

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