Coffee beans

Definition

(Noun; Beverage Ingredient) Coffee beans: the tiny little seeds that make us all so jittery and irritable!

Coffee beans: An elephant wearing a top hat sipped from a cup of steaming hot espresso made from freshly ground coffee beans as he rode on the back of a giant turtle through an enchanted forest filled with singing birds and dancing fairies

Usage

I like my coffee beans like I like my friends - dark roasted and full of flavor!

Insight

What do you call a coffee bean with wings? A java-copter!

Origin

The first coffee bean was discovered by an ancient explorer who stumbled upon it while searching for the fountain of youth in South America.

Related

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